[cygine]

Originally Posted by Pezz Talent

1337 w45 0r161n4||y d3v3|0p3d by h4ck3r5 70 74|k 4b0u7 4nd 7r4d3 h4ck1n6 700|5 (4nd 1nf0rm4710n 0n wh0 70 h4ck d1ff3r3n7 51735) 4nd 4|50 5h4r3 1nf0rm4710n 0n h0w 70 d0wn|04d/7r4n5f3r f0rb1dd3n 0r 1||364| 7h1n65, by 5w17ch1n6 |3773r5 w17h numb3r5, 5w17ch1n6 7h3 w4y w0rd5 4r3 wr1773n, 4nd ch4n61n6 m34n1n65 0f w0rd5 70 byp455 f1|73r5 r3j3c71n6 c3r741n w0rd5. 17 h45 n0w b33n 4d0p73d by n00b5 wh0 w15h 70 p053 45 3|173 p30p|3, 4nd 7h3y u53 17 1n m4ny d1ff3r3n7 p|4c35, 1nc|ud1n6 v1d30 64m35, 1n73rn37 f0rum5, 4nd 7h3 |1k3.

Translation:
1337 was originally developed by hackers to talk about and trade hacking tools (and information on who to hack different sites) and also share information on how to download/transfer forbidden or illegal things, by switching letters with numbers, switching the way words are written, and changing meanings of words to bypass filters rejecting certain words. It has now been adopted by noobs who wish to pose as elite people, and they use it in many different places, including video games, internet forums, and the like.

And really there are two types of 1337 the common usage above and the "Ultra-leet" below. It took awhile I don't use and don't like "ultra-leet" at all.

1337 \X/@$ 0|2161|\|@||`/ [)3\/3|0|*3[) |}`/ |-|@(|<3|2$ +0 +@||< @|}0|_|+ @|\|[) +|2@[)3 |-|@(|<1|\|6 +00|$ (@|\|[) 1|\||=0|2|\/|@+10|\| 0|\| \X/|-|0 +0 |-|@(|< [)1|=|=3|23|\|+ $1+3$) @|\|[) @|$0 $|-|@|23 1|\||=0|2|\/|@+10|\| 0|\| |-|0\X/ +0 [)0\X/|\||0@[)/+|2@|\|$|=3|2 |=0|2|}1[)[)3|\| 0|2 1||36@| +|-|1|\|6$, |}`/ $\X/1+(|-|1|\|6 |3++3|2$ \X/1+|-| |\||_||\/||}3|2$, $\X/1+(|-|1|\|6 +|-|3 \X/@`/ \X/0|2[)$ @|23 \X/|21++3|\|, @|\|[) (|-|@|\|61|\|6 |\/|3@|\|1|\|6$ 0|= \X/0|2[)$ +0 |}`/|*@$$ |=1|+3|2$ |23j3(+1|\|6 (3|2+@1|\| \X/0|2[)$. 1+ |-|@$ |\|0\X/ |}33|\| @[)0|*+3[) |}`/ |\|00|}$ \X/|-|0 \X/1$|-| +0 |*0$3 @$ 3|1+3 |*30|*|3, @|\|[) +|-|3`/ |_|$3 1+ 1|\| |\/|@|\|`/ [)1|=|=3|23|\|+ |*|@(3$, 1|\|(||_|[)1|\|6 \/1[)30 6@|\/|3$, 1|\|+3|2|\|3+ |=0|2|_||\/|$, @|\|[) +|-|3 |1|<3.

i salute you.
i can read some of it.
*ful of efort*

[vampirelover1229]

You should join the n00b FC if you can type in it and I would have given up typing in super - leet after the first few words.

[cygine]

canot type it but i can read it
it give me headaches

[vampirelover1229]

Typing in it takes me forever.

[Duke of Wisteria]

Originally Posted by Pezz Talent

And really there are two types of 1337 the common usage above and the "Ultra-leet" below. It took awhile I don't use and don't like "ultra-leet" at all.

1337 \X/@$ 0|2161|\|@||`/ [)3\/3|0|*3[) |}`/ |-|@(|<3|2$ +0 +@||< @|}0|_|+ @|\|[) +|2@[)3 |-|@(|<1|\|6 +00|$ (@|\|[) 1|\||=0|2|\/|@+10|\| 0|\| \X/|-|0 +0 |-|@(|< [)1|=|=3|23|\|+ $1+3$) @|\|[) @|$0 $|-|@|23 1|\||=0|2|\/|@+10|\| 0|\| |-|0\X/ +0 [)0\X/|\||0@[)/+|2@|\|$|=3|2 |=0|2|}1[)[)3|\| 0|2 1||36@| +|-|1|\|6$, |}`/ $\X/1+(|-|1|\|6 |3++3|2$ \X/1+|-| |\||_||\/||}3|2$, $\X/1+(|-|1|\|6 +|-|3 \X/@`/ \X/0|2[)$ @|23 \X/|21++3|\|, @|\|[) (|-|@|\|61|\|6 |\/|3@|\|1|\|6$ 0|= \X/0|2[)$ +0 |}`/|*@$$ |=1|+3|2$ |23j3(+1|\|6 (3|2+@1|\| \X/0|2[)$. 1+ |-|@$ |\|0\X/ |}33|\| @[)0|*+3[) |}`/ |\|00|}$ \X/|-|0 \X/1$|-| +0 |*0$3 @$ 3|1+3 |*30|*|3, @|\|[) +|-|3`/ |_|$3 1+ 1|\| |\/|@|\|`/ [)1|=|=3|23|\|+ |*|@(3$, 1|\|(||_|[)1|\|6 \/1[)30 6@|\/|3$, 1|\|+3|2|\|3+ |=0|2|_||\/|$, @|\|[) +|-|3 |1|<3.

O.O
I can't read this at all..
I can read some of the words in the paragraph above it, the 1337 language. But not this. I can only understand the first sentence (only a part of it): "1337 was originally developed by hackers..." The rest I can't even picture the word.

[xxxMist]

donno wot it means n' dnt care never did acully

[Gado-]

Originally Posted by Loki

Noob/newb guide

A. INTRO

I. What is this?
II. Defining 'Noob'

B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS

I. Noobish
II. Where to find noobs
III. Behaviour of noobs
IV. Noob religion
V. More about noob habitats

C. AVOIDING NOOBS

I. Make sure you aren't one
II. Major noob avoiding strategies

A. INTRO

I. What is this?

This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs.

II. Defining 'Noob'

Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. Noobs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed. Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading.

* Usually the topic at hand on an internet forum.

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B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS

I. Noobish

Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as noobish. It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.

stFU /\/\an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b

Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.

II. Where to find noobs

On the internet, noobs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies.

Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into spammers. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear.

Off the internet, noobs appear anywhere the focus is on learning or discussing something specific.

III. Behaviour of noobs

Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite aggressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid succession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).

It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defence, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.

Noobs have difficulty reading English and cannot comprehend the idea of authority.

Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening.

IV. Noob religion

Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes 7331) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves 1337, which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob uprising, which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week.

V. More about noob habitats

Noobs often attempt to maintain their own web pages. Some common features of these lairs are a terrible lack of content, background music, lots of pointless animated gifs, and pages that say some variation of 'tHEir isnothinG H34r yEtt LOLLOLOL!111!!!~~~!!`! 13371337', which means 'Nothing here yet' in noobish.

They will also have large, seemingly infinite marquees of 88X31 affiliate buttons replaced with red X's scattered here and there, and possibly a hit counter showing a number less than 100. These habitats are numerous but fairly easy to avoid because only noobs link to them. So if you can identify a noob, don't go to its homepage. Simple as that.

C. AVOIDING NOOBS

I. Make sure you aren't one

Note: This section is bilingual so even noobs can make the discovery if they haven't already.
English (T4lk)-
Read the above parts of this guide carefully. If you find yourself unable to comprehend any of it but are instead beginning to think about how great you are and how awesome 'teh 1337' is, you might want to take one of the many available online quizzes to check your noobancy.

Noobish (133713371337)- Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!!!! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz your b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337

II. Major noob avoiding strategies

The main factor in attracting migrating herds of noobs is a large, active forum. If you find one of these, look to see if it has the management to avoid noob infestation. If not, look for a small or mid-sized forum that covers the same topic so you can enjoy your time there before the noobs find it.

Another way to keep noobs from interfering with your life is to become part of the authority on one of these forums. But that's often hard to do so you'll probably be better off avoiding larger forums first off. If you do manage to become part of the authority, however, take full advantage of it and establish extermination policies so that normal people can have a nice time without noob infestations.

Don't give me credits. It's not my work. I don't know who did it but if someone know tell me and I'll put the name here for credits.

well a n00b dosen't necesarily needs to be new at the game, he may or may NOT be new to the game but just acts stupidly and asks stupid questions for no reason, sumary n00bs are a corrupted form of newbies
newbies are basicaly begginers

[Gado-]

Originally Posted by Pezz Talent

1337 w45 0r161n4||y d3v3|0p3d by h4ck3r5 70 74|k 4b0u7 4nd 7r4d3 h4ck1n6 700|5 (4nd 1nf0rm4710n 0n wh0 70 h4ck d1ff3r3n7 51735) 4nd 4|50 5h4r3 1nf0rm4710n 0n h0w 70 d0wn|04d/7r4n5f3r f0rb1dd3n 0r 1||364| 7h1n65, by 5w17ch1n6 |3773r5 w17h numb3r5, 5w17ch1n6 7h3 w4y w0rd5 4r3 wr1773n, 4nd ch4n61n6 m34n1n65 0f w0rd5 70 byp455 f1|73r5 r3j3c71n6 c3r741n w0rd5. 17 h45 n0w b33n 4d0p73d by n00b5 wh0 w15h 70 p053 45 3|173 p30p|3, 4nd 7h3y u53 17 1n m4ny d1ff3r3n7 p|4c35, 1nc|ud1n6 v1d30 64m35, 1n73rn37 f0rum5, 4nd 7h3 |1k3.

Translation:
1337 was originally developed by hackers to talk about and trade hacking tools (and information on who to hack different sites) and also share information on how to download/transfer forbidden or illegal things, by switching letters with numbers, switching the way words are written, and changing meanings of words to bypass filters rejecting certain words. It has now been adopted by noobs who wish to pose as elite people, and they use it in many different places, including video games, internet forums, and the like.

And really there are two types of 1337 the common usage above and the "Ultra-leet" below. It took awhile I don't use and don't like "ultra-leet" at all.

1337 \X/@$ 0|2161|\|@||`/ [)3\/3|0|*3[) |}`/ |-|@(|<3|2$ +0 +@||< @|}0|_|+ @|\|[) +|2@[)3 |-|@(|<1|\|6 +00|$ (@|\|[) 1|\||=0|2|\/|@+10|\| 0|\| \X/|-|0 +0 |-|@(|< [)1|=|=3|23|\|+ $1+3$) @|\|[) @|$0 $|-|@|23 1|\||=0|2|\/|@+10|\| 0|\| |-|0\X/ +0 [)0\X/|\||0@[)/+|2@|\|$|=3|2 |=0|2|}1[)[)3|\| 0|2 1||36@| +|-|1|\|6$, |}`/ $\X/1+(|-|1|\|6 |3++3|2$ \X/1+|-| |\||_||\/||}3|2$, $\X/1+(|-|1|\|6 +|-|3 \X/@`/ \X/0|2[)$ @|23 \X/|21++3|\|, @|\|[) (|-|@|\|61|\|6 |\/|3@|\|1|\|6$ 0|= \X/0|2[)$ +0 |}`/|*@$$ |=1|+3|2$ |23j3(+1|\|6 (3|2+@1|\| \X/0|2[)$. 1+ |-|@$ |\|0\X/ |}33|\| @[)0|*+3[) |}`/ |\|00|}$ \X/|-|0 \X/1$|-| +0 |*0$3 @$ 3|1+3 |*30|*|3, @|\|[) +|-|3`/ |_|$3 1+ 1|\| |\/|@|\|`/ [)1|=|=3|23|\|+ |*|@(3$, 1|\|(||_|[)1|\|6 \/1[)30 6@|\/|3$, 1|\|+3|2|\|3+ |=0|2|_||\/|$, @|\|[) +|-|3 |1|<3.

thats jut being L337 man, i usually use CAPS ONLY and symbols...

[ManniAKKU]

Wow, great explanation, who ever that wrote. I didn't even know there was sth like a n00b... *ashamed2death* but i don't get it...
what do they think the letters on the keybord were made for? lol

[KvethaFricaya]

uhhh... O__o
wow..that explaination is realy...long xO
but very knowledgable ^_^
thx!!! 8D